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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]
Chinwag Posts
Here's a simple rule I think we'd all benefit from.
If I haven't heard *of* your service, I shouldn't ever hear *from* your service.
The BBC Archive channel on YouTube is the source of both some of the best videos and the worst comments I've seen in a while.
If you've "enjoyed" my posts in the past and yet are shocked when I call a techbro with no respect for boundaries a dipshit, you have not been paying attention.
blocking techbro dipshits
getting techbro dipshits to block you
When uploading the Rainbow Headcleaner trailer to YouTube I found a channel with 36,000 subscribers that just posts 5-10 minute videos of trucks going past on highways.
I'm overthinking everything.