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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]

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Today in things I made that nobody will ever see, a video of my lava lamp warming up while side 1 of Since the Accident plays on a turntable.

I just wanted to run the camera and record for half an hour or so to make sure the setup was stable.

It lined up kinda nicely, it first starts really moving during Dead Eyes Opened and the whole wax structure finally collapses and it starts doing the lava thing just as the side ends.

You just got everything you need to know out of reading that.

Meech is currently engaged in strategic affection as although his bowl was recently filled with food, he believes there may also be roast chicken in the house.

He is correct, but don't tell him until he's actually eaten what's good for him first.