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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
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Thanks to my kitchen scales, I know that I had 381 grams of bahn mi for lunch!
#TakeYourKitchenScalesToWorkDay
Anyway while waiting for a Mastodon patch to be released I looped and mangled some recordings of frogs and cicadas and here's 30 seconds of that nonsense.
So if anyone was wondering and didn't set up the experiment in advance - an iPhone with the "silent" switch turned on still made a noise during the test.