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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]

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I have blogged, briefly, about how Rainbow Headcleaner happened, and in what forms it currently exists as we inch ever-closer to what the legends refer to as "release day".

bremensaki.com/2026/05/17/rain

There are a few bits and pieces of this work in progress around if you search my posts and stuff, but there's one whole track that only maybe five people have ever heard so far!

Rainbow Headcleaner – Bremen Saki

https://bremensaki.com/2026/05/17/rainbow-headcleaner/

I have given myself a night off and ordered from the fish and chips place. However all the images of their food on the delivery thing are now generative slop that look nothing like what's going to show up.

Is everyone just ignoring this? I'm used to accepting that pictures of food were usually dressed up and "best case scenario" but god damn this is just wildly wrong.

Show me one Australian who is ordering a Chiko Roll and expecting this:

Generated image of some kind of spring roll presented on a wooden board with chopped veggies and a little dipping bowl of sauce