Feeling quite a growing desire to return again to the country of my ancestors for a bit of a poke around, now I know a few more things about where the family was. I wish the logistics of this weren't so bloody hard.

I miss my old neighbours who used to put their Diwali light display up. It was never huge, or elaborate, but you could tell they loved doing it.

I have a) searched all the rooms and found no evidence of FB, b) closed the back door and told Meech to keep an eye on the flap, and c) ordered a fucking pizza.

In order to not scare Fridge Bird deeper into the house, I went around to the front door and came down the hall. I cannot see Fridge Bird anywhere.

I don't know whether closing the door now is the correct thing to do or not.

If Meech has been aware of Fridge Bird at any point, he does not care at all.

Having set the fridge bird free, and seen it fly into the distance, I then left the door open for about three minutes and fridge bird returned to the fridge.

I'm going to have to start capitalising Fridge Bird if this continues.