I put my glasses on, walked out of the room, looked at my phone and realised I couldn't focus properly on the screen. Thought maybe I'd put the wrong pair on and then realised that the frame had cracked in two places and both the lenses had fallen out.

🙃

Good thing I have plans to be in Collingwood already tomorrow. I'm going to be dropping in at Dresden with a few questions.

If I filled a data centre with millions of cats and got them to jump on keyboards 24/7, eventually one of them would type my password, but you would never say that the cats "hacked" me.

You'd put me in jail for underpaying the cats and failing to empty millions of litter boxes probably.

Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu has convinced me that the time is right and the technology is here for an epic reboot of Fraggle Rock.

It's taken a few decades but I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of carrots.

Eating a cheese and pickle sandwich with pickles I made myself in it and I feel like I did a perfectly reasonable job!