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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
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I am going home now because my brain is full.
Autocarrot makes some bizarre choices sometimes and due to hitting send without looking up, instead of "Thanks!" I just signed off an email with "Egg!"
I hope this doesn't awaken anything inconvenient for them.
This ridiculous boy used to have a solid matted lump in his tail fur because he didn't like staying indoors too long, and preferred to sleep curled in a tight ball on a slightly muddy patch of ground in the garden instead.
Sorry, can't go to work today, I'm pinned down by a cat.
The internet said this was the good stuff. You didn't lie to me did you?
