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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
Chinwag Posts
The takeaway for you all here is the reassurance of knowing my shitposts are thoroughly fact-checked prior to publication.
I was going to make a joke post like "I like the sound of this Macklemore fella, is any of his stuff on Bandcamp?" but it turns out some actually is.
I have a feeling I might actually be sick when I've been assuming it was just the radically cooler weather today that had me feeling off balance. Whoops.
I'm being reminded of the existence of my rotator cuff by my rotator cuff and this is not usually a good sign.
Dear several suppliers, I am trying to organise an exchange of money for your time and labour. Please reply to my emails. Thank you.