I suspect that Weather may be approaching Melbourne.

I'm just a boy, standing in front of a stakeholder, asking to achieve a positive outcome.

If only there was a job suited to my core skillset of working with internal and external stakeholders to achieve positive outcomes. Such a shame. My dream will surely never be realised.

Emails from management this morning asking us all to make sure we write clear and accurate work and closure notes in our support tickets to make things easier for the "AI" shit they're feeding it into.

Apparently this is for our benefit as it will let us focus on "more meaningful work" and not at all result in a reduction of staff when they make everyone talk to a chatbot instead of a person for level 1 support.

Hooray! Everyone wins!

Me last night: I'll fire up Brilliant Diamond quickly to make sure it works and leave feedback on the eBay listing.

*ten seconds later*

Me: Cool, got my first gym badge! Wait why is it dark outside now?