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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]

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I have a heap of leftovers and stuff in the fridge so I don't need to cook dinner tonight.

So I'm free to finish the last bit of Rainbow Headcleaner for Release Day!

Extremely rough night's sleep, I kept waking up from wild and disturbing dreams. I remember one where I was in the back seat of a car being driven by my father, and we were going much too fast and barely in control, sliding around on wet roads. I was yelling at him constantly to stop the car, just stop, and eventually he did ... so I made him get out and let me drive.

I'm sure there's no meaning to interpret there. Just random brain noises. Maybe something I ate yesterday.

lol