Chinwag Posts

Mike [SEC=OFFICIAL] https://social.chinwag.org/@mike
Chinwag admin, fan of open communication standards, maintainer of communities, male comedienne.
Winner of Time Magazine "Person of the Year" 2006 and will never get tired of that joke.
I talk about #retrocomputing a lot. I also do a lot of #gardening and occasionally make #bread and #beer. I have been a Unix #sysadmin for about 30 years but I think I'll be OK.
I live in #Melbourne, #Australia and sometimes tell jokes on stages around here. I co-host a #StarTrek podcast with @ThePingMachine
Mike's comprehensive guide on how to reuse usernames of departed staff members in your organisation's IT systems:
1. Don't.
The train door buttons really need to blink red instead of green at the metro stations when the door is going to open automatically.
Couple of times now someone has shoved past me a bit in a panic because I'm not pushing the button when it blinks and they think I'm just oblivious or something
May the Fourth and Prosper, everyone!
I have cancelled today because damn I just need one day to do fuck all except bum around the house before everything starts again.
I didn't exactly have a lot booked in today but I find just the act of giving myself permission to do nothing helps a lot. 🙃
Realising that if I was in the TNG universe, I'd be on Team "Data is a toaster" and what the hell, I'll go harder than that. The Doctor is a toaster. Picard is a toaster. Kirk is a toaster. We're all toasters, nobody is sentient and nobody ever has been.
Case dismissed or whatever. It doesn't matter.

