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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]
Chinwag Posts
Having a big drink of whiskey while contemplating whether my personal brand will remain intact if I use the word "recontextualise" in a blog post.
Go home Microsoft, you're drunk.
I was just starting to entertain the idea of going to a pub this evening after work and then remembered I drove the car in today. 😢
I have far too many cucumbers for one person to consume in a timely fashion so I guess I'm learning to pickle things this weekend.
It's been a long journey, but I finally found the worst "educational" film.
https://archive.org/details/0228_Look_at_Capitalism_A_22_35_36_00
Look at Capitalism, A : Fotovox, Inc. : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Defines capitalism and shows that the keystone in American capitalism…
https://archive.org/details/0228_Look_at_Capitalism_A_22_35_36_00