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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]

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Listening to the tape while pickling cucumbers. It sounds like arse -- but that's the point. It needs to sound like the *right kind of arse* which is very important.

I need to decide if any other copies will come from digital sources or if they'll all be second generation from here on.

The cassette version of the album is important, it's the reason why it exists, but it's also kind of a joke that I don't expect to actually be listened to much, but I'd like it to not be total audio garbage.

I really wish I had a car with a tape player in it.

An audio cassette in a player, the label shows it's Rainbow Headcleaner by Bremen Saki