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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
Chinwag Posts
Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu has convinced me that the time is right and the technology is here for an epic reboot of Fraggle Rock.
It's taken a few decades but I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of carrots.
Eating a cheese and pickle sandwich with pickles I made myself in it and I feel like I did a perfectly reasonable job!
Today Excel bugged me again to rate it, and when I tried it told me I was ineligible to submit a review.
Once again I am asking for all technology to be cast into the sea immediately or sooner.
What I did on the weekend
Fuck all, and it was glorious.