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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]

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For fuck's sake let me disable your stupid chatbot menu bullshit. There is no way on earth, now or ever, that your bullshit software can "enhance" the CSV data I just pasted into the documentation I'm writing.

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Meech is not going to be happy about the new conditions that apply to his meals this week, I don't think it's going to rain at all.

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