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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
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Today Excel bugged me again to rate it, and when I tried it told me I was ineligible to submit a review.
Once again I am asking for all technology to be cast into the sea immediately or sooner.
What I did on the weekend
Fuck all, and it was glorious.
Meech finally figured out that it's warmer outside than inside right now and has managed to catch some rays.
The process of atonement has begun.
These are my crimes. In my very, very weak defense just me say that the person who requested this song didn't get up and the track was about to be skipped by the MC ... so I threw myself on this grenade.
I'm braver than the troops, really.