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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 1, 2026As the Rainbow Headcleaner project actually starts coming to a head, one thing I want to do is write a little bit about each track on the album as I finalise the version that’s going on the tape. I’m starting with the easiest one, Beaten Eggs. [...]
Chinwag Posts
Attempted to get on the blower and sort it out. Thwarted by a robot telling me to leave a message.
New couch, new blankie, happy boy.
The takeaway for you all here is the reassurance of knowing my shitposts are thoroughly fact-checked prior to publication.
I was going to make a joke post like "I like the sound of this Macklemore fella, is any of his stuff on Bandcamp?" but it turns out some actually is.
I have a feeling I might actually be sick when I've been assuming it was just the radically cooler weather today that had me feeling off balance. Whoops.