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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]
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Pleased to confirm that the CD release of Rainbow Headcleaner will include CD-Text metadata for the one single person who will ever encounter it.
Because they're increasingly uncommon to find in a shop, and getting ridiculously expensive as well, I bought a pack of printable CD labels about six months ago so I'd have some on hand when I wanted to write some discs.
I put them "somewhere safe".
I think you can guess the rest of the story.
Update: a damp cat has just appeared and he wishes to speak to the manager.
Sounds like there's weather transpiring outside. I hope Meech has done everything he needed to do out there today, because he's not going to be impressed if he sticks his head out the door right now.