If I filled a data centre with millions of cats and got them to jump on keyboards 24/7, eventually one of them would type my password, but you would never say that the cats "hacked" me.

You'd put me in jail for underpaying the cats and failing to empty millions of litter boxes probably.

Watching The Mandalorian and Grogu has convinced me that the time is right and the technology is here for an epic reboot of Fraggle Rock.

It's taken a few decades but I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of carrots.

Eating a cheese and pickle sandwich with pickles I made myself in it and I feel like I did a perfectly reasonable job!

Today Excel bugged me again to rate it, and when I tried it told me I was ineligible to submit a review.

Once again I am asking for all technology to be cast into the sea immediately or sooner.