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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]

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Now published for anyone following me on Patreon: Jimmy's Little "Problem", in which our hero wrestles with possible misinterpretations of his own art from decades past and attempts to improve the situation somewhat.

patreon.com/mickbits/posts/jim

Fun fact: the title of this post is a deep cut, as it's another one of the many entries on the historic bands.txt list of potential band names that also gave us "Rainbow Headcleaner" and "Frantic Dogpaddle".

My new keyboard has a little screen in it, so I'm now hiring it out as advertising space to myself.

My daily rates are astronomical, but the amount of money I am now owed is going to make my 2027 revenue forecast look great to the investors.

This keyboard is also tax deductible now!

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LCD screen on a keyboard showing a picture of a rainbow and the text