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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]
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One of the tracks is now up to "Final (3)" so everything is going exactly as it should.
Mother's Microsoft is again operating within expected parameters.
Mr and Mrs America, the rainbow is yours.
Oh but hey ...
Who's got two thumbs and just hit "save" on the antepenultimate cut of Rainbow Headcleaner?
Yeah. This guy.
I regret to inform that my mother is troubled by a terrible pain in her Microsofts and I may have to organise a site visit.