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May 17, 2026A long, long time ago I had an idea for a silly joke. Exactly when it hard to pin down, but the seeds were planted in the mid 1990s, in a file called bands.txt. This was a collaborative list of random phrases uttered by people we knew, that had been taken out of context on … [Read more …] [...]
February 15, 2025For those who’re just joining us, I’ve dusted off a two-decade-old project idea and have actually started working on it. There’s a working prototype which I’m not going to link in this post, because this text will likely be around long after it’s been and gone, either shelved for another 20 years or thrown online in some kind of working form. [...]
Chinwag Posts
Urgh now I need to sweep up all the yak hair, whose stupid idea was this?
As my plans for this weekend include rsync and 9 terabytes of data, I'm going to get a coffee or two in me and check some version numbers on the source and destination first.
My analysis is strongly indicative of ghosts.
For today's spectacular magic trick, watch as I produce kernel errors indicative of physical drive failure ... inside a virtual machine!
Marvel as the hypervisor reports no issues at all!
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Henceforth I will be referring to my Anzac biscuits as "my award-winning Anzac biscuits".
The secret ingredient is sugar.
